Difference between revisions of "Rules of Adventuring"
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Revision as of 00:19, 26 September 2020
- Do not wake up The Legion before 10AM.
- Don't murder Willy or Nilly
- A contract is required to adventure.
- Don't split the party.
- Unless they annoy you.
- Don't fight the Keg Golem.
- Dungeons are like Onions
- Or Parfait.
- Never not take the bait.
- There is nothing to be feared more than a smooth, empty dungeon hallway.
- Never mess with a centaur's beer if you want to live.
- Don't get greedy.
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27. Be Willing and Able.
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72. Be Silent in the dungeon.
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132. Always eat the awesomely fantastic soufflé when offered.
209. Never pull the lever.
210. Pull the lever.
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336. Don't kick the altar.
