Rules of Adventuring

1. Do not wake up The Legion before 10AM.
2. Don't murder Willy or Nilly
3. A contract is required to adventure.
4. Don't split the party.
   • Unless they annoy you.
5. Don't fight the Keg Golem.
6. Dungeons are like Onions
   • Or Parfait.

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27. Be Willing and Able.

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72. Be Silent in the dungeon.

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336. Don't kick the altar.